A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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A Somali sub division of the Abgaal clan which are the lowest of its caste system reduced to being Diyya blood money paying subjects of the entire clan in the sense that they surrender their women once they experience their first menstrual cycle (hence the name blood money)
They have been vassals for surrounding Abgaal sub divisions for many years since the fall of the Ajuran sultanate.
They have been vassals for surrounding Abgaal sub divisions for many years since the fall of the Ajuran sultanate.
Abdisamad: Yo bro you good?
Muhammad: Nah bro I want to get a wife but no girl wants me
Abdisamad: I just heard this Cabdulle Mataan girl had her first period if you are quick you can maybe score her
Muhammad: Wow thanks!
Muhammad: Nah bro I want to get a wife but no girl wants me
Abdisamad: I just heard this Cabdulle Mataan girl had her first period if you are quick you can maybe score her
Muhammad: Wow thanks!
by Xamari November 4, 2023
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'So I'll explain to you why what you did was wrong.'
'Okay, so tell me'
'Well you said, oh it dunt mata'
'Okay, so tell me'
'Well you said, oh it dunt mata'
by John Mirfield February 21, 2012
Get the It dunt mata mug.a technique used to kill a chicken, which can very well work on a person who you dont like. Performed by holding the chickens wings up above its head, and then wacking it wit your first hard enough to kill it.
julio se puso de freco con migo el otro dia, ayer cuando lo vi le di un "mata pollo" que lo deje pataleando
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