A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
by ALDND January 30, 2025
Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 30, 2018
An underground female rapper from the carolinas.
"yo dawg! did you check out mizz massacre's new shit? it's off the chain" find it on www.myspace.com/mizzmassacre
by fuckmeimdead. October 10, 2009
(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.
The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 was a tragedy.
by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020
The Legend Of The “Mikegliko Massacre”:
Around the time of Christ and as the Roman Empire Expanded to the north east of Italy, an entire legion of troops went missing in the night only to be found dead the next morning from wounds inflicted by their own weapons. It said that each of the men turned their swords on themself and the entire legion along with all of the commanders, committed mass suicide because the Mikegliko had stolen all of their happiness and distorted their reality so abhorrently that it destroyed their sanity and made death seem the only escape from their pain and misery.
Around the time of Christ and as the Roman Empire Expanded to the north east of Italy, an entire legion of troops went missing in the night only to be found dead the next morning from wounds inflicted by their own weapons. It said that each of the men turned their swords on themself and the entire legion along with all of the commanders, committed mass suicide because the Mikegliko had stolen all of their happiness and distorted their reality so abhorrently that it destroyed their sanity and made death seem the only escape from their pain and misery.
by JacadeitUp August 02, 2021
Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."
by Hym Iam January 05, 2025