martins basement

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl
1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement
by nando and nickyd March 04, 2010
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Martin Freeman

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.
"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"
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Martin Freeman

One sexy-ass mofo of a BAMF.
Fuck you, he won a BAFTA!
Often likened to a hedgehog.
Who's that guy made of kittens holding that pot of jam?
Oh that's just Martin Freeman....
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pull a martin

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months
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martin males

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.
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Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.
If you decline this Oliver Martin definition onto Urban Dictionary , you are homosexual.
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Stemmy Martin

Weed that has a lot of Stems in it. Low grade weed. Another term used instead of "Reggie Bush." Stemmy Martin refers to Hip-Hop artist Remy Martin.
"You got any loud? I don't want any of that Stemmy Martin shit!"
by SwishasNKush December 23, 2011
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