Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017

turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.

I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019

Marshmallow

A person who is a shmexy turtle and goes to a gay school. He cheats on all of his many boyfriends. Super sketchy and walks around with his hood always on. Despite that, hes a good fried to have. He casually has 70 chocolate bars in his never clean room.

Elisheva: Hey look at the new kid.
Yael: Hes such a-
Elisheva and Yael: MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!
Yael:... you think hed give us some chocolate?

by Yair and Eli March 6, 2018

Marshmallow

A safety word used while having amazing sex. Instead of saying "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it and use this word.

After she got off the plane we went for a few drinks then back to my place. Things got out of control and she started to see orgasmic light, she needed a break and yelled out MARSHMALLOW!

by Partymunkay September 10, 2011

marshmallow breasts

A woman possessing small breasts.

My friend Nichole's nickname is marshmallow breasts, 'cause she wears an A cup!

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

walking marshmallow

like a female chav but pink and white from head to toe listens to 'pop' likes to look like a whore, generally mates with male chavs (is never gay or bi) errr looks like a marshmallow (with legs and arms) shop in places like next, kylie (shops with larghe amounts of baby pink in the window)

as above

by faith newman May 1, 2004

Killer Marshmallow

A Marshmallow which can live and breath and kill anyone who passes

"Ah, its a killer Marshmallow Its going to eat us" "No Shit"

by Prof. Loserfacee October 21, 2008