by national penis March 29, 2021
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by johno8 February 14, 2016
Marley C : is a person who has clinically small balls but an unusually large dong sometimes over 18 inches
This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)
This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)
by Jhkjbkjbkjbkbjk October 18, 2019
When you marley a spliff you put it in between your little and third finger and breath through your thunmb and first finger, a bit like shitguns
by Cigaro March 17, 2005
Sending a vague check-in text to an ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley visiting Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in “A Christmas Carol”.
Wow, my ex just texted me “Merry Christmas, hope you’re doing well!” I haven’t seen him in years so he must just be Marleying.
by ExtraVirginMassageOil November 27, 2020