markat

a disgusting beefhound that tries to be really sexy and is a big trap on stickam.com she can be found in the show and tell room

a girl named kathleen sucking cawk markat

by plex0r! October 20, 2008

[marblar]

Anything and everything that you can think of. It is the definition of all things.

"Hello, Joe. The marblar outside looks particularly great today."

"Marblar, will you pass me the salt?"

by GBerends January 20, 2009

marklar'd

(1) For a male to gladly remain in the friendzone with a female while still fantasizing about sex with them.

For a man to be truly "marklar'd", he must be designated as "one of the girls". A shoulder to cry on, someone for girls to ask insight about their male companions thought patterns, etc.

The most important part of being marklar'd however is never even attempting sexual relations. You must remain completely platonic, even though the thought of sex has never left your mind.

(2) Posting pictures of your buddies girlfriends and other friend-zones on the internet message boards and referring to them by pet names and speaking of them sexually.

(1) Dude, that girl at the bar was all over you. But after you insisted on talking to her about manga for 30 minutes, you got marklar'd.

(2) Yo!! dude marklar'd your chick on this forum!!

by complete August 28, 2009

Markala

A Person that can't make up there mind even if it's as obvious as can be.

"I love you"
"I love you too"...

2days laters

"I love you"
Markala--->"ummmm.."

"Dude don't bust a MARKALA just make up your mind already"

by this one guy that knew her. October 11, 2008

markhlar

i love maddy for life. it was started in a country

"i love maddy for life 'cause she's cool."

by beno April 22, 2005

marilana

an amazing perfect person with short legs blonde hair and blue eyes. be nice to your marilana she will be gone in a flash!

Marilana Pretty,short,blonde,blue eyes! funny,outgoing,wild! keep her close!

by Jake Grossback March 26, 2010

The Markle Claw

A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.

A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.

Wow! Did you see that?! Rachel just pulled The Markle Claw on Danny. He's in trouble now!

by Ada Shuffle August 16, 2022