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The name Black Mamba was chosen because each of the original members has an insanly large penis. The amount of women they've had intercourse with is uncountable, 6 have been hospitalized due to organs being punctured because of the penis being stuck in too far. They write godly raps. The lyrics they write are so intense that they're illegal to be heard in 12 states.
Skinny- The main rapper in the crew, He's an absolute monster. He's a cute, sensitive, intellectual person but can destroy you and have your woman on his penis within 2 minutes. When you hear his raps your mind will be blown by the pure intensity that they contain.
Horse D- His name's inspired by his huge penis, so large that it's sometimes mistaken with a horses. If you ever catch a glimpse of his godly penis, you'll have a seizure because of the shock you will receive.
Thug J- The one with the most swag in the crew, he has so much swag, in fact, that with one snap of his fingers he has at least 20 girls in line ready to play with his genitals. His swag can be described as a combination between Tupac and Jesus.
Cherry- If you provoke cherry he'll annihilate you through shear strength. If you can survive his massive biceps, he'll whip out his gargantuan black penis and smack you across the face with it, causing death.
Papa C- Possibly the father of Black Mamba, you will be awestruck by his rhymes. Relatively large person, he is intimidating and provoking him is a bad idea, unless you're suicidal.
Skinny- The main rapper in the crew, He's an absolute monster. He's a cute, sensitive, intellectual person but can destroy you and have your woman on his penis within 2 minutes. When you hear his raps your mind will be blown by the pure intensity that they contain.
Horse D- His name's inspired by his huge penis, so large that it's sometimes mistaken with a horses. If you ever catch a glimpse of his godly penis, you'll have a seizure because of the shock you will receive.
Thug J- The one with the most swag in the crew, he has so much swag, in fact, that with one snap of his fingers he has at least 20 girls in line ready to play with his genitals. His swag can be described as a combination between Tupac and Jesus.
Cherry- If you provoke cherry he'll annihilate you through shear strength. If you can survive his massive biceps, he'll whip out his gargantuan black penis and smack you across the face with it, causing death.
Papa C- Possibly the father of Black Mamba, you will be awestruck by his rhymes. Relatively large person, he is intimidating and provoking him is a bad idea, unless you're suicidal.
Example 1:
Person 1: Ay skinny, that love poem you wrote was GAY.
Skinny: *Silence* ....
Person 1 had to be hospitalized due to mysterious wounds and head trauma.
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey, can I have the privilege of rap battling Black Mamba?
Black Mamba- Of course.
-Battle Occurs-
Person 1 has to be sent to rehab for going mentally insane after not being able to cope with the intensity of Black Mambas lyrics.
Person 1: Ay skinny, that love poem you wrote was GAY.
Skinny: *Silence* ....
Person 1 had to be hospitalized due to mysterious wounds and head trauma.
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey, can I have the privilege of rap battling Black Mamba?
Black Mamba- Of course.
-Battle Occurs-
Person 1 has to be sent to rehab for going mentally insane after not being able to cope with the intensity of Black Mambas lyrics.
by BMskinny January 2, 2011
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Santits: Lebron!!!!! Whoo he just won his 2nd MVP
Lucas: Dude FUCK LEBRON!!! Its all about the Black MAMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Jaime: Yea Lebron Sucks but wait dont forget The Black MAMBA is also a snake. :)
Lucas: Dude FUCK LEBRON!!! Its all about the Black MAMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Jaime: Yea Lebron Sucks but wait dont forget The Black MAMBA is also a snake. :)
by HUNTER_HH May 4, 2010
Get the The Black MAMBA mug.A multi-server IRC game bot, it's current main channel and server is #Mafiabot on Rizon (irc.gamepad.ca). It is quite a simple game, which people make it sound complicated because they're too dumb to read the topic, the message they get from the bot on joining, and a mass failure to read the pm's from the bot, and listen to the older players of the game, too help them out.
It also relays messages from each server, like this:
<~MafBot> Stewie(Sw): no
<~MafBot> Stewie(Sw): family reuinion lol
"Stewie" was talking on SwiftIRC (You can tell via the tag).
The bot is kinda laggy if it isn't allowed to have flood protection, which is why it now primarily functions on Rizon, than Swift, because it has flood protection on Rizon, while not on Swift, It's a good addictive game with some nice people, although, if a certain person becomes jealous of you, he will endlessly kill you, everytime he gets a killing role, to the stage where he kills you so much, you can't actually play when he registers into the next game.
It also relays messages from each server, like this:
<~MafBot> Stewie(Sw): no
<~MafBot> Stewie(Sw): family reuinion lol
"Stewie" was talking on SwiftIRC (You can tell via the tag).
The bot is kinda laggy if it isn't allowed to have flood protection, which is why it now primarily functions on Rizon, than Swift, because it has flood protection on Rizon, while not on Swift, It's a good addictive game with some nice people, although, if a certain person becomes jealous of you, he will endlessly kill you, everytime he gets a killing role, to the stage where he kills you so much, you can't actually play when he registers into the next game.
MafBot really could be a good irc game if sad losers didn't pathetically grudge people for 2+ months straight.
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