Malachron

1. An instance where two events that would be harmless individually cause a disaster when they occur simltaneously.

2. A case of bad timing--REALLY bad timing.

It was a classic malachron that they raised the drawbridge to accommodate a passing ship

just as a parade of fire trucks and ambulances approached, heading toward the factory explosion. It would be ten minutes before the emergency vehicles could continue on to their destination.

by Jamie Cain March 6, 2023

Aadi Maasam

a place to have sex in where you get your dick chopped off

Siddharth: The dude's dick chopped off
Sumit: Yeah he had sex in Aadi Maasam

by oldmeme July 19, 2021

Dirty malachi

Beat the fuck off

I’m bouta dirty malachi bro

by Niggaballs538191 October 10, 2021

Sebastian Majsa

Out of pocket, big dick, meat, cheese and bun, and ally

“Sebastian Majsa what’d you get from the Habit?”
“Meat, cheese and buns”.

by Diggie bick November 23, 2021

metal malachite

An upcoming Pokémon game that you should play….. when it comes out.

I LOVE METAL MALACHITE

by Chainedless May 9, 2022

The malachichi

someone who can kill you in seconds, he can do it swiftly, quietly, or loudly. Dont try hide in the dark, thats where he's strongest at.

ᚲᛟᚲᛟᛚᚨᚾᛟᚲᚺᛖᛈᛁᛖᚨᚲᛟᚲᛟᛚᚨᚾᛟᚲᚺᛖᚲᚺᛖᛈᛁᛖᚨ the malachichi

by THE MALACHICHI September 17, 2022

National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th

Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!

by Jangularity October 25, 2020