Make Out Sandwich

When you're at a party the two couples next to you are making out and you're in the middle, forever alone. And you're fifth wheeling like a champ and pretending to be occupied elsewhere because those blonde asian bitches won't dance with your sorry ass. So then you're just standing there between those lovers sucking face.

This phenomenon first occurred at JMaddy.

MT: I can't get over that awkward make out sandwich from last night. Like I'd come up for air and you'd just be standing there. Loser.
MC: :( No one loves me
RV: Never partying with you again. Lame sauce.

by 4everalonest@r September 7, 2011

Make Like A Tree And Get Out Of Here

The incorrect use of the metaphor “Make like a tree and leave”

Biff: Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff: *slaps Biff* It’s “Leave” you idiot. “Make like a tree and leave”. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

by KnightofNerdom June 9, 2018

Makenna

Makenna is a nice beautiful woman who should be able to be who she wants and not have to worry about what other people think of her

“Wow look at her that must be a makenna”

by Alexia Badillo February 26, 2019

makeeda

A girl who is very pretty and outgoing, and a very good althlete plays lots of soprts.She always surprises you. She is very loud and can dance.And she is smart, she may not act like it but she is smart.
She is very voilent can kick your ass when it comes to it.

Hey i like your girlfriend she's such a makeeda

by that_ghetto_chick March 1, 2009

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

it don't make no nevermind

The South Carolina colloquialism for "it does not matter."

me: "Where would you like to sit?"
grandma: "It don't make no nevermind!"

by TYinSUM December 11, 2006

make bears

Taking a poop (going number 2).

Lexalynn: Oh man! What died in the bathroom?!
Lanalin: Sorry, I ate a burrito at lunch and had to make bears.

by Lanalin November 15, 2005