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Monster energy drink 

Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.
Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!

*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).

monster cock 

an exceptionally large penis, usually measuring over or about 11 inches in length
that porn star's got a monster cock

i cant believe that chick can take that monster cock
monster cock by stevenbleven May 15, 2003

Monster Shitter

someone whos shits are humungous and always has the plunger ready even before he/she flushes the toilet. (usually this only pertains to men)
Kevins a fucking monster shitter, he's always glogging up my god damn toilet!
Monster Shitter by Mac Kev July 5, 2007

Monster School 

an cringy clickbait type of youtube minecraft content that makes 18+ thumbnails such as a girl with a big breast and butt pooping random things like lava and actual poop at monster school and actually these type of content used dead memes such as mlg, granny kisses baldi, herobrine gets angry, poor baby vs herobrine, monster school stuck in a girl butt, bottle flip challenges, zombie plays fortnite and roblox, and the infamous "poor baby herobrine vs a policegirl poops on herobrine funny" these type of minecraft yt contents are actually pure kids clickbait. and these type of content was worser and it was good back in 2012 but in 2021 and onwards its badly disgusting now. and also their fandom was actually toxic as hell.
Guy1: hey can i watch monster school?

Guy2: no don't its cringe
Monster School by the guy 1999 January 7, 2021

Monster Rain 

A game started by a Lil' Jimmy Norton. When it begins to rain, someone yells "The monster rain is coming." You then hide underneath the porch and perform fellatio on your friend, who then returns the favor.
Lil' Jimmy watched the weather report with great excitement, in hopes that a low pressure system would bring the Monster Rain.
Monster Rain by Old Gravy Leg March 21, 2005

Monster Magnet

One of the most well known bands of the "Stoner rock" with Jim Baglino on Bass Guitar, Phil Caivano on Rhythm Guitar, Ed Mundell on Lead Guitar, Bob Pantella on Drums and Dave Wyndorf on Vocals & Guitar. Arguably one of the best bands in the Stoner Rock category. Their most well known songs are "Heads Explode" and "Spacelord". Their style ranges from fast paced guitaring and frantic lyrics to slow, grinding music with vocals to match.
This is how we go about it, on making your heads explode
Monster Magnet by Michael October 3, 2004