lurking troll

A person who subscribes or follows a feed because it is so stupid that it makes them feel smart.

Unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won't vocalize their opinions.
Dan: Wow I got 5 new followers on twitter! I should keep making hilarious cat puns!
Dick: I don't know Dan, I bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. Your life is pretty sad
Dan: *Cries*
by Immunetalox May 26, 2015
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Baby lurk

A short excursion with a companion to acquire a good, perform a singular task, or have a short conversation. A baby lurk occurs usually when one party is scheduled to do something at a later time, but has a small window to invest time with another individual enough to spend it with them.
“Hey bro, wanna go out tonight for some PBRs?”

“Nah, I gotta meet shawty around 9. We can hit a baby lurk real quick to Wendy’s tho until she texts back.”
by Professor Pape April 23, 2023
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lurking and merkin

homie: what you doin mane

Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh
by yung_xon June 17, 2023
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addiction to lurking

To repeatidly look someone or something up on a website, such as Facebook.
Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant
by fsunoles August 30, 2011
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long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 12, 2019
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Lurking

Aye I know where you stay “
“What how you know that you be lurking
by KeepshitP July 25, 2023
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lurking

Not talking just watching ppl business MIND UR OWN BUSINESSES
Hey wanna see my stream like duh friend omg" "sure what do u stream on twitch"
"Hello I was lurking so wat u guys talking about" "MYOB (mind your own business)
Now leave or I'll ban u"
by novaHaxPro March 04, 2017
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