lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

by lotion_god October 11, 2022

Lotionize

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”

“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”

by anonymous March 1, 2021

lotion and whistles

A bowl of cum and dicks

“L plug he said this weed not even strong like I had a dream of eating a bowl of lotion and whistles”

by NYC.Alex December 4, 2024

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

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Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.

Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."

by von groovy June 13, 2024

throat lotion

when a man orgasms while deep in a females throat

it was great I made throat lotion come out of her nose

by castnblast June 27, 2024