Long Bong Silver 

(n.)An ornately decorated marijuana smoking apparatus, usually oversized.

Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."

Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"

Long Bong Silver by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

long time no see 

greeting. used to discribe a positive feeling of remeet old friends.

"long time no see, John! Where have you been this month?"
"Canada, I went to see my daughter there."

long time no see by raogaoqi October 30, 2013

long hair 

true beauty of a female...

Something happens when a cute long haired women walks into a room.

long hair by j August 12, 2004

Long Distance Yawn 

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"

Long Distance Yawn by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010

Long Pole Syndrome 

Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.

An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.

Long Pole Syndrome by Case1 December 6, 2011

Long Island Medium Iced Tea 

Noun: An 'amped' version of the classic Robert Blott drink - made SO strong, that the drinker talks to dead people, anywhere. The buzz is often accompanied by an addiction to french manicures, black leggings, and AquaNet hair spray.

Verb: Approaching strangers at convenience stores and insinuating yourself into their private lives, while TLC cameras are rolling.

long island ice tea, long island medium, french manicures, AquaNet

Employee 1: Madison was so drunk, that she walked up to the manager of the local 7/Eleven and started channeling his first wife, who isn't dead, but soon will be, when he finds out who she got with, last night.
Employee 2: That must have been one TALL 'Long Island Medium Iced Tea'. Theresa Caputo should be lookin over her shoulder.

Long Island Medium Iced Tea by Gray Gander November 5, 2013

long division 

Someone or something being difficult

Why does she need to approach everything like long division?

long division by g70 March 30, 2016