chain letter

Things my friends send me all the time, so much that it dehumanises me.

REad this chain letter!
HAHAHA, sex me no waah! and so the girl hanged herself and blah blah blah. Send this to 100000000 people or I will destroy you.

by Guten Tag! October 4, 2005

open letter

A method of writing in which an insecure attention whore tries to make it seem as though they care about the person to whom they're writing the letter when really they're just trying to draw attention to themselves.

"I'd send a closed letter, but I'm an attention whore so I'm sending an open letter. Fame through someone else, here I come!"

by SomeoneInformed October 15, 2013

Letters

The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.

i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

lester papadopoulos

Apollo but with a flab, acne, and bad self confidence. Oh, and he’s mortal with a hint of weak.

“You know Rick Riordan’s new book series?” “Oh, yeah i heard about it.” “He literally named a character Lester Papadopoulos.”

by a amajiki tamaki simp October 16, 2020

Letter Kills

A band who plays Warped Tour. Great, terrific screamo band.

The only good band at Warped this year was Letter Kills.

by Vertical Not Horizontal March 28, 2004

Silent Letter

A completely pointless letter that we add to words because we like to make things as comlicated as hell for foreigners.

It's not kanife you twit, it's knife. The K is what we call a silent letter. I advise you just stay silent as well.

"What does tahooghot mean?"

"The word is thought you moron. I tahooghot you were smart enough to know what a silent letter was."

by cold ice October 19, 2009