I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.
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Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
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Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
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2) Self claimed "New King" of Attica, as per his apparent 'direct translation' of his name.
a) Leu: Greek, "Current"
b) Theseus: Attican king after Aegis; reunited the Attican tribes and founded Athens; Greek Hero.
3) Lives in the United States, and wishes to overthrow the Greek government so he can rule again.
4) Self proclaimed Psychopath
a) "Hey, I'm a psychotic, I know what I'm doing." - Battle of Fifth and Main, December 28th, 1999.
b) "Lets see how many times I can skip this thing." - Conversations with DJ, March 4th, 2004.
5) Scholar
a) Was socked by Stephen Hawking in 2002, as S. Hawking became so very upset at L's positive theories on blackhole / whitehole nexus trafficking, that he got up out of his chair with the same grin and knocked Leuthesius to the ground.
6) Conspiracy Theorist
a) Is 100% certain that Cheney/Bush were/are the cause of the 9/11 attacks
b) Is absolutely sure that Mel Gibson is actually an alien.
c) Same with Jesus.
d) Is certain that a man named "Vinny Jackinthebox Duke" is going to take over the world by hallucination and mindslavery with telepathy in the year 2000.
e) Believes 2005 to be a hoax, it is really 0005.
7) Gypsies
Leuthesius believes he will be dead by the year 2944. (Note 6e)
2) Self claimed "New King" of Attica, as per his apparent 'direct translation' of his name.
a) Leu: Greek, "Current"
b) Theseus: Attican king after Aegis; reunited the Attican tribes and founded Athens; Greek Hero.
3) Lives in the United States, and wishes to overthrow the Greek government so he can rule again.
4) Self proclaimed Psychopath
a) "Hey, I'm a psychotic, I know what I'm doing." - Battle of Fifth and Main, December 28th, 1999.
b) "Lets see how many times I can skip this thing." - Conversations with DJ, March 4th, 2004.
5) Scholar
a) Was socked by Stephen Hawking in 2002, as S. Hawking became so very upset at L's positive theories on blackhole / whitehole nexus trafficking, that he got up out of his chair with the same grin and knocked Leuthesius to the ground.
6) Conspiracy Theorist
a) Is 100% certain that Cheney/Bush were/are the cause of the 9/11 attacks
b) Is absolutely sure that Mel Gibson is actually an alien.
c) Same with Jesus.
d) Is certain that a man named "Vinny Jackinthebox Duke" is going to take over the world by hallucination and mindslavery with telepathy in the year 2000.
e) Believes 2005 to be a hoax, it is really 0005.
7) Gypsies
Leuthesius believes he will be dead by the year 2944. (Note 6e)
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Lenus is the protector of the tribe, bestower of health and general good fortune to whoever he comes in contact with. A very wealthy God both in his heart and materially, he uses this to encourage others to grow and strive for success. He's a kind and gentle God who is admired for his Godly good looks and is even known to exude an irresistible charm and sexual appeal which attracted many of the Celtic Goddesses of that time. His strength, both internal and physical, is like no other God of that time. He has the ability to heal a hurting soul and protect an endangered one, all while using his sharp yet sweet humorous intellect. Also known to be the tribal advisor, he heals millions of civilians through his mystical voice and words. Also known to create masses of laughter with his wonderful sense of humor. Ancamna, his divine Celtic partner, adores him and supports him through out their journey and together they help heal the lands through love, compassion and protection. Their energies are still felt today and work through human beings.
Lenus is the protector of the tribe, bestower of health and general good fortune to whoever he comes in contact with. A very wealthy God both in his heart and materially, he uses this to encourage others to grow and strive for success. He's a kind and gentle God who is admired for his Godly good looks and is even known to exude an irresistible charm and sexual appeal which attracted many of the Celtic Goddesses of that time. His strength, both internal and physical, is like no other God of that time. He has the ability to heal a hurting soul and protect an endangered one, all while using his sharp yet sweet humorous intellect. Also known to be the tribal advisor, he heals millions of civilians through his mystical voice and words. Also known to create masses of laughter with his wonderful sense of humor. Ancamna, his divine Celtic partner, adores him and supports him through out their journey and together they help heal the lands through love, compassion and protection. Their energies are still felt today and work through human beings.
Lenus - God of the Treveri Tribe: healer, protector, lover and bestower of good fortune. A true God in the form of a human
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The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"
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"So, I went back in time and ate some dinosaur barbecue ribs and played basketball with some cave men!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"
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