lachlan battye

Complete sex god. No doubt about it, he can pull any chicks pants down just by looking at them. He isn't boyfriend material though. Lachlan is only the one night stand kind of guy

Wow look at Lachlan Battye I wish he was in my bed

by definadorable July 3, 2016

lachlan

the shortest man that will ever exist, and he is always incorrect

"Yeh the guy I went out on a date with last night was such a Lachlan"

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Lachlan

may seem very scary at first but THEIR ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY AND VERY NICE YOU WILL NOT REGRET BEFRIENDING THEM, they may simp alot but you'll get used to it, they also really really like anime and roleplaying

"Lachlan just sent me a message, what do i do?"

"I dont know- their pretty scary"

by Akusha June 12, 2022

Lachlan and Talia

The perfect match for eachother. When they first start dating, they’ll be shy together and in front of others, but when alone they’re super talkative. They talk a lot over text and most of their big relationship moments happen over text, but both of them still find it romantic. They love cuddling and watching movies together.

Person 1: Who’s that cute couple?
Person 2: Oh that’s Lachlan and Talia.

by blossomxbro January 30, 2021

Lachlan

Someone who doesn't go to the gym, a weak dog, captain soy looking motherfucker.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves

usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.

i dont wanna get massive, oh thats such a lachlan thing to say.

by mrdonkeyknob420 September 22, 2022

Lachlan

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits

Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds

by Alex565 November 23, 2021

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024