lana 

a friend who will always make excuses or lies up to not do something with you

"robert is such a lana, he never wants to get on the game"

lana by bubz0092 March 11, 2025

Lana 

A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.

Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.

Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.

she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage

There are days when it feels like "Lana" wants to take over, usually when I can't find my sock.

Lana by big back shaun August 14, 2025

lána 

She is a sassy chuck wagon

You have you seen that lána chick shes such a sassy chuck wagon

lána by Barony jeff May 14, 2018

Lana.

Extremely short so short that no one can see her

Wow hat ant is sure a lana.

Lana. by Zombie boy. September 1, 2020

lâna 

Lâna is a very pretty person inside and outside. She really cares about people, you want her in your life because she can love you like no one will. She just want you to be the happiest possible. She has too many crushes but she really like em, if she develops feelings in love or friendship they’re true. You can trust her. She’s the type of person you want to be with everyday, especially when you feel sad you know she’ll be there for you or also when you feel happy because you want to share this happiness with her cuz yk she deserves it. You can recognize a Lâna thanks to her eyes, the way she looks at things is beautiful. And her smile is the cutest. It lights your days like the sun.

"What’s her name? Oh no need to tell me I already know, it’s Lâna cuz her smile and eyes are the prettiest I’ve ever seen"

lâna by yeahhum November 27, 2021

Lana is the best

Lana is a cheerful, kind, nice and active person that would find everything funny and interesting, Lana is someone that will try to be your bestie and make you to be the best as she is the ceo of everything. If you are friends with Lana, then she will try to ship you wth every boy you talk a lot especially if you both came from the same country. And of course she everyone knows her, like literally everyone except of Donald Trump obviously. She is probably taken and if she is not then Lana is just too good for having one.

Guy 1: Hey, is that Lana?
Guy 2: Yeah, obviously, - Lana is the best
Guy 1: No way, she is so pretty

Guy2: Huh, that's why she has a bf

Lana is the best by lsjfjkldfjd April 15, 2020

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them

Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Lana rhoades child by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021