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"guys, this is kayani"
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by kaynashi <3 January 24, 2022
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The way of describing a situation by non-truthful hard facts. The ability to argue for with others all day for something that makes absolutely no since at all. Synonym of Byronism
This man has the most keyanism outlook on life we have ever seen. It is incredibly out of the box and makes absolutely no sense.
by wilsonjohnsontheman October 18, 2022
Get the Keyanism mug.Dude what's the over under on Keyan. Man...I would put your money on Keyan. Don't ask questions, just do it.
by AMG666 March 23, 2023
Get the Keyan mug.Saeed is a fat cow that tries to link up with university girls but gets rejected because
he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat
belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.
His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.
He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.
His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat
The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat
belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.
His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.
He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.
His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat
The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
by The-algebros May 4, 2016
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