Unkle Krunkle

A loving , caring Uncle who is not around for his nieces and nephews due to extenuating circumstances.

I love him , but he's an Unkle Krunkle when I need him the most. I really wish he was here.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

felix..kranken_

Loser who uses tiktok and likes the walten files, they're great

I can't believe felix..kranken_ doesn't have an entry in urban dictionary, what a loser <3

by Newt123 July 21, 2021

felix..kranken_

The coolest most funniest content creator ever!

Have you heard of "felix..kranken_"? No?!?!?! Die<3

by Me!??!$,$&#&&$ July 25, 2021

The Krakleman

A 60/50 mix of New Zealand finest edition 47% KRAKEN RUM and the lords and savours nectar GENTLEMAN JACKS infused with some Australian made LA ICE, sure enough to put hairs on the softest transgender and rekindle the failed relationship with your father in law after he refused his blessing on the marriage because you pulled up in a 4 cylinder 79 series.

The Krakleman is not for a casual afterwork binge drink and is strictly reserved for black tie events and day 4 breakfast of the bender.

Hey Baby Cakes, link Daddy up with The Krakleman!

by Mermaidchaiser91 February 21, 2026

Finger kankle’s

Having an overly even tapered finger from knuckle to tip. Commonly associated with women who are obese.

Bobby did you hang out with big Deborah last night?

Yeah. Her finger kankle’s make for a great hand job. But she’s far too big for me.

by Muskegon dickhead August 11, 2025

irl_felix_kranken

A very cool extremely popular tiktoker and , as pistols username states, the real Felix kranken.

‘Omg I heard you were mutuals with irl_felix_kranken ??’

‘Yeah B)’
‘Wow you’re so cool now , let’s be friends’

by b0yk1sser_ July 17, 2021