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Mattoon, Illinois

The pit of hell that is filled with redneck hillbillies that love going to Cracker Barrel and putting out there confederate flags too, the kids are also high on meth and are toxic and want to fight eachother 30 million fucking times a day.
Wow.. what is that smell? Oh wait.. I’m in Mattoon, Illinois I forgot.
by berriesandcream8767 September 21, 2021
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rockford, illinois

city full of LOVE. everyone in the community is always doing what they can for others. nothing like friday nights at the city market with your besties and saturday’s at the mall. rockford might not have the best reputation but it really is one of the best places in illinois and is FULL of so much beauty!!! <3
Rockford, Illinois is full of so much joy.
by hello36272728 June 11, 2018
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illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.
I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!
by Matt January 14, 2005
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Illinois

The universe's most boring state. I'm not eggagerating. You can hardly see the stars at night, thanks to almost being completely filled by all those darn dead trees. Most of the population is old people,(people at or over the age of 50) and is so freakin' boring, similar to the Fields Of Asphodel from Greek mythology. It has a wilder temperature range than Mercury, from -30 in the winter to nearly 100 degrees in the summer. It has some of the worst gas prices, with Chicago prices being nearly $4.00 since 5/30/08. Some say Charlotte Lee wrote her song, "The City", about Chicago.

That is my depressing review of Illinois. I think I'm going crazy from cabin fever, since it's about 95 degrees now, in September. I bet it'll snow tomorrow.
Person 1: Dude, I'm so bored.

Person 2: Yeah, it's like we're in Illinois!
by AphroditesReincarnation November 2, 2008
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Illinois

The home of "flatlanders" who think "cheesehead" is an insult.
CHEESEHEAD PRIDE!!!!!!!!
Oh, man, people from Illinois are so dumb.
by Oh Just Someone January 15, 2016
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Illinois

A boring place full of farms,shitty weed,dick heads,hoe and bitchs.Illinois is a hell hole all yor will find here are anyyoing ass preps that think there the shit and old ass poeple and you cant forget the tractor races.

Woohoo(not).Dont ever go there,u will find NOTHING if you dont live near Chicago.Almost all towns are small(no more than around 20k poeple and thats a HUGE town)
Jeff:My parnets live in Mascoutah,Illinois,I might vist them.
Tim:FUCK THAT!
Jeff:Your right fuck those ass bitches.
by Bombmascotah June 24, 2009
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Waterloo Illinois

A small town in Illinois that is filled with mostly rednecks and hippies who don't know how to run a town, the biggest thing thats in Waterloo is the Walmart. Their Football team sucks bulldogs and they don't know how to drive. Its mostly Farms and a little town. Theres nothing to do and are obsessed with trying to own Columbia Illinois and fails epicly....
Boy- Where are you from?
Girl- Waterloo Illinois
Boy- (runs away screaming)
by XStupidSlayerX September 27, 2011
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