King Kunta

An African king who fought for his village against white slavers based in the roots of Democratic Republic of Congo

I am like King Kunta

by killm August 12, 2015

Wake Up with the King

(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.

Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep

Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.

by John Hold October 8, 2004

king of second bananas

Luigi., younger brother of Mario

Snake: That guy with the mustache...

Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?

Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!

Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.

Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!

Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!

Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!

Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.

Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Joe McLary August 24, 2009

Killer King

A guy that is awesomely awesome. He's the greatest guy you'll ever meet, and ladies, you'll fall for this one. He'll be the one you want to be with for the rest of your life. He has dangerously good looks, but can have a temper at times. Killer is usually a nickname, but the ladies consider him a king so it gets added to it. Any girl who is with this stud is dubbed as his 'Killer Queen'. He's an awesome friend. You'll go to him if you have a problem or just to hang out, cuz he's so full of fun. Can also be kind of shy around new people, but once you know him, you'll love him.

Girl 1: "He's such a Killer King, I wish I could be his Killer Queen."
Girl 2: "I know right? And I think that new girl is his Killer Queen."
Girl1 and Girl 2: "Lucky."

by Kimiko_7392 December 17, 2011

king julien

King of the lemurs

King julien

by ip13 January 22, 2014

Yes King

A statement made by Loveandlight, which does gay porn.

Loveandlight - "Is that dick good?"

The twink he was fucking - "Yes King!"

by SvenskIdiot August 2, 2023

4 clubs 1 king

A cop’s favorite hand at poker.

4 clubs 1 king is referring to the police brutality suffered at the hands of Rodney King .

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 18, 2018