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Originally, a Pashto name but now used widely in Pakistani English for someone who obsequiously supports the oppressive Political Puppet Parties and Movements such as ANP (Awami National Party), the PTM (Pashtun Tahafuz Movement; a false depiction of its actual purpose), and the Deplorable and Unworthy Manzoor Pashteen who is sponsored and ochastrated by foreign espionage agencies like the Indian RAW, the Israeli Mossad, the U.S CIA, Puppet Regime in Kabul, and the Afghan NDS.

COMMON TRAITS:
1.) A Gul Khan Person who will criticize anything and everything under the sun but will shut the fu*k up when it comes to the crimes of the Political parties, individual politicians, their armed goons and militias, other sponsored mafias, gangs, corrupt supreme Court judges and corrupt police officers in Pakistan.

2.) Gul Khan thinks that everything and anything that happens in Pakistan is done by the Pakistan's intelligence agencies or the Defence Establishment of Pakistan.

ALTERNATIVE Definition(s):

Pertaining to insecure, emasculated men, lacking clarity of vision, & correct direction, ineffective in life achievements and thus blaming their woes & plight on outside factors be the Intelligence Agencies, Defence Communities, their own mother or the neighbour's stray cats. 🐈 Consequently seeks Narrow-Sighted solutions in becoming a dim-witted separatist and causing divisions and discourse amongst brothers, wishing for an evil pipe dream called "Pashtunistan"
Person 1: "Man I met this Gul Khan, unwilling to accept his own failures in life and blaming it as a conspiracy of against Pashtuns by lawful authorities."

Person 2: "I'd rather climb the K2 than try to make a Gul Khan see reason. Such confirmed idiots!"
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Imran Khan

IMRAN KHAN (The Lion Of Pakistan). A great Pakistani, a cricketer, who won the WC 1992 for Pak, a philanthropist, running a cancer hospital and a college, and a politician and chairman of Pakistan Tehreek e Insaf. Only leader of Pak who is not under US influence. Speaks for truth and justice. Leader of the youth and the last HOPE for PAKISTAN.
Badlo bure nizam ko
Vote do Imran ko

Imran Khan the real champ!!!

Future Prime Minister of Pakistan .. INSHALLAH
Imran Khan by TruePakistani April 25, 2011

zain khan 

A really chill, liberal dude who hate's the government, and doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone...including himself.
Man, that guy over there is a real Zain Khan

Im batu khan 

It means:
Im about to cuuhhhhhh uhhh uhh
I did something dirty (segs)
Im batu khaann(Im bout to cuh)
It means you cuh get out of yo nuts
Im batu khan
Im batu khan by Xweeb July 27, 2023

U-Khan the dance floor

To clear the dance floor in record time. Also Known as to Nergal the club.
Coined after New Zealand DJ U-Khan, better known as Nergal Youkhana.
The basic rule of DJing, Don't U-Khan the dance floor. No one likes shit music!

The club is pumping! Hey, where did everyone go? Man you just Nergal'd the dance floor!
U-Khan the dance floor by TNC April 10, 2012

umayyah khan 

The most gorgeous girl u will ever find. She’s the princess and she’s the most cutest thing on earth. She’s very sensitive so if someone says something about her even if it’s a really small thing she would get upset. When she loves something she would hold on to that and would be obsessed with them. She is a true friend and if your her friend or in a relationship with her you are lucky.
Boy1: omg do you know Umayyah khan
Boy2: no I don’t

Boy1: you’re missing out
umayyah khan by Capuletmen February 17, 2018