Kevin

A big fuck bag that cheats on one girl six times yup what a dick
Why is my boyfriend such a Kevin
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Weird and quirky, funny. ridiculously klutzy and stubs his toes a whole HELL of a lot. If you have a friend named Kevin then consider urself a wee bit lucky, they are very introverted and have trouble talking to other people that they aren't already friends with, this makes being their friend a sort of lottery (Albeit a bit easier that the real lottery). thoughtful and think through things before giving their answers...sometimes... other times they blurt shit out without a second thought. personality can shift from friendly to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE day to day or even person to person, but you wont likely see that side of them if they respect and are good friends with you. dont lose them, they love their memes and will want to share them with you whenever they can.
Person 1: Look at the new guy, i bet he's a Kevin
Person 2: How can u tell?
Person 1: Nobody T-Poses like that in the middle of the hall... its obvious.
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Kevin is the funniest guy in your school! His brown hair can sometimes make people jealous.He gets bullied but doesn’t y’all about it and instead makes jokes about it. He has a crush on someone he hugs a lot but doesn’t admit it. He is also really popular!
Dude! Kevin is my best friend!
by Drama king November 16, 2019
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Kevin

A slang word of Australian origin referencing a type of person similar to a bogan
Used usually when refering to an ignorant person, or dickhead sometimes messily dressed or inebriated.

Its origin is bases on the bogan name-choice mythology wich states they are all called Kevin, Sharon/Shazza, Peter, Macca, Pig-pen,Sharleen/Sharlz, Clarky or somesuch.

The Kevin is smiliar to both the bogan and redneck but is not constricted by social class/status or subculture.
"What a Kevin!" says Hortens
"Yeah..." says Louanne "...Kevins ruin it for everybody!"
by Ben C L May 31, 2005
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Kevin

What the heck is that Kevin doing?
by A Little Indian Girl June 13, 2011
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kevin

A physically attractive, selfish, self centered friend/occasional lover who loves tattoos, beer and great music. Positive outlook on life, keeps everything neat, clean and well organized, and only likes movies with interesting plots and listens to adam corrolla. Wakes up early, loves coffea and is good in bed but dislikes hyperactivity. ODD at times but a good companion to listen to…
That kevin is a good guy to have around
by lllittle girrrl February 06, 2008
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Kevin
A sexy bad boy who has a big dick
?: Hey you know that boy Kevin?
??: Yeah he's sexy
by uNkNoWn.bRuH April 07, 2018
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