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Kermit v baby yoda

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit
by Fat beluga March 9, 2022
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Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
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Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.
“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!
by JermzLundy April 2, 2019
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Kermit With An AK-47

Its a sentence that only GigaChads and wise people use, it is a sing of peace, and union between people and memes, if you use this be proud of yourself, you are a certified Gigachad and a Madman.

So long, nerds.
-Hello bro, Kermit With An AK-47.
-Oh hi, Kermit With An AK-47, I see you are also a distinguished gentlemen, my chad brother.
by Luan0 July 12, 2022
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Kermitment

When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"
Oh yeah I do Kermitment.
by Slick2255 May 15, 2021
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Kermit

K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.
Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.
by Ryan wilemon November 1, 2022
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pull a Kermit

To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.
I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.
by Erotic Fantasy August 23, 2014
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