Kermit

Number #15 on the Kansas City Chiefs, current quarterback for the team

Did you see that Kermit threw an interception to a white corner back?

by 44-22GoBirds February 19, 2025

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K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.

Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.

by Ryan wilemon November 01, 2022

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After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.

“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!

by JermzLundy April 03, 2019

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a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.

I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)

by TreasureHead August 03, 2017

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