The act of getting kaydened is because g rejected by a close personal friend without even asking them out
by Isla bellamy October 12, 2021

Kayden is the funniest and most entertaing lil boy.
by KxddKxyy May 11, 2024

The year was 2024, school was starting and global warming spread like wildfire, piles of trash covering the surface that could be seen for miles, but one day, the trash pile began to shake, and out from the top, rose Kayden Doner, a tall humanoid stinking crypted with the stench to kill livestock andoverpower even the fear gas from batman. His stench so strong, a green aura surrounds him, leaving a trail of dead flies when he walks, he could usually be seen consuming 2L bottles of piss, and he usually resides in a large heap of garbage. If you see him, i would reccomend heeping your distance, because his stench kills.
by SmokeFebreeze January 2, 2025

An expression used to describe a man who hates LGBT+ people but is secretly the most gay man you will ever meet.
“I’m fine with gays as long as they aren’t near me.”
“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”
“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”
by cuckboi76 September 6, 2018

Kayden: Yea you can use your taser on my geek….
*15 mins pass*
Kayden: you owe me a new geek
(Pulling a kayden)
*15 mins pass*
Kayden: you owe me a new geek
(Pulling a kayden)
by Analfcker June 19, 2025

Kayden is a boy who loves music games and pussy if he your friend he will make sure you laugh and your ok he’s one of the best shit talkers that anyone knows he’s a ladies man so all the girls fall for him and his has a fat cock about 8-9 inches
by Mrstealyagwerl November 23, 2021
