joner

When your dick reaches full excitement, but your boner only goes up to 1 inch long.

Jonah Choi had a joner today in the middle of presenting a report.

by Cockisgoody November 29, 2011

Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

Jonnor

What a fish does when it dies..

person 1: LOOK MY FISH DIED!!!!!!
person 2: Oh god your fish just jonnored
person 3: ahh your right!

by kellytjudfgvksjgherlkhg July 27, 2010

jontre

A gay guy

He is a jontre

by Gddhfs July 11, 2016

jono and dav

the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.

wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.

by jono and dav January 6, 2005

JonoC

A NZ teen who has big, doubtful dreams for himself. He wishes to become the Mayor of Dunedin in the 2010 election.
He has a big nose, big eyes and a big ego... and a big penfifteen according to him.
OKP

In this day and age, being a JonoC is absolutely gay! And those people should commit.

by POTION January 12, 2008

jontoria

A very pretty intelligent different female who stands up for herself and everything must go her way!!

She is JonToria.

by Spoke1990 November 28, 2013