jonáh

a cute , fun , nice girl who is chill don’t start drama and loves to eat

I am Jonáh and im a bad bitch..

by Bossbragg October 14, 2018

Jonah Randy Gregory

"cows are sacred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jonah randy gregori

Jonah liked 78 girls but 79 rejected him, Jessica Garcia is his love ayieut gay fag

Jonah Randy Gregory is a gay boi

by jonahisgay December 6, 2018

Jonah Marais

The most beautiful human being on this earth. He is the most talented and sweet guy you will ever meet. He is in the band why dont we and it is the most perfect band u will ever see. Jonah is married to his loving and beautiful wife Lexi she is very supportive and kind. They are happily living together in LA and couldn’t be happier.

OMG is that jonah marais and his wife lexi...they are so cute together

by yolanda harris August 22, 2019

Jonah Shot

The Jonah Shot is a large serving of alcohol equivalent to at least 5 shots of hard liquor in a glass. It is cheered and then drank all at once. It was created in the city of Abu Dhabi in the year 2017. It is meant only for those with strong alcohol tolerance.

"He almost threw up from that Jonah Shot"

by Rhexysexy June 24, 2019

Jonah

a sweet, sweet, awkward, kind, caring boy who is shy but opens up once you get to know him. he is childish and watches cartoons for fun and enjoys riding his bike. he is a great dancer and has a great sense of humor. he’s the type of person that is always there for you. his favorite colors are usually light blue light purple and light orange. hes kind of a romantic.

Jonah is the best

by kaitlynandava October 20, 2019

Jonalin

A very beautiful Filipino girl, who is not approachable but once you get to know her she is the coolest person ever. She’s so chill and funny, her laugh is the best thing ever. She also smells very good, and is very clean. She’s very talented, she can sing, dance, and draw etc... she is also creative and fashionable. One last thing, she has the greatest smile of all.

Boy: Jonalin’s so pretty

Girl: I know, I wish I looked like her

by Suckonmytoez November 7, 2019

Jonah Tats

Jonah Tatspasofiodhfjkdnsk is a extremely handsome and attractive guy that can make anyone's heart flutter. ANYONE. Just as long as he gives you "the look", you will become attracted, no matter your demographic. Old, young, guys, girls. Especially guys, he is the number one reason why men transition to female. Although he does all this, Jonah is too good for a mate and needs no children to pass on his name. He is so sexy and handsome and powerful, he will pass on his own name. Sex is Jonah's specialty. He can make anyone shudder with zero fingers. Legend has it that if you moan his name, you will have the purest form of intellect for 30 seconds. He makes friends very easily. A little too easily. Brian Pov is one of his best friends and he also will get with your Spanish teacher. Jonah's spirit animals is an Elephant. Sometimes, he is referred to as Jojo, the twin of a girl called Patience who is very talkative. Jonah Tats owns one pair of shoes, plays piano, listens to classical music, owns no jeans, and is the best at AP Calculus. He aspires to make chemicals in science laboratories and enjoys listening to ASMR Mukbang and JPop. His ultimate goal is to bring PB&J everyday for lunch for an entire 10 years. Overall, Jonah is one of the most religiously influential and testosterone-driven people you will meet and his aura will inspire you to worship him and watch Yuuna and the Haunted Hot Springs.

Person 1: Wow did that person transcend humanity at 75% the level of a Terrance and has a schlong over 11 feet long?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a Jonah Tats.
Person 1: What a religiously religious figure.

by Skylor_Is_Lumayan December 20, 2019