Joel

If you meet a Joel:

run.
-a person, "OMG, Joel looks so cool with that gun. OH MY GOD HE JUST- WHAT THE FU- HE JUST SHOT MY PARENTS OH MY GOD SOMEBODY HELP HE'S POINTING THE GUN AT M-"
by jdeofienelr January 03, 2023
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Joel has the biggest dick out of all his friends they all have chodes especially William Siemsen
Omg have you seen Joel’s dick it’s sooooooo massive unlike that will Siemsen person
by Will has a chode May 27, 2019
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probably has a crush on the most popular girl in school then decides to have a crush on a non popular girl
jdgbshewfb joel
by bills confindentio0l November 04, 2019
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A modern version of the Mesopotamian name meaning moldy underpants stain.
Joel had a joel on his knickers.
by catfeet1234 November 27, 2017
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When you and your friends order something at a dining establishment, and then when the food comes, you smell, see, or taste the food that was your SECOND choice. At that time, you realize that your whole night will now suck, because you ordered the wrong dish...you've been Joeled.
When the waitress came out with your fajita all sizzling and smoking...i just knew I had been Joeled.
by WingNut1976 October 13, 2010
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A guy who is a fuckboy and someone to stay CLEAR of. He doesn't care about the people he leaves behind, and he will just pull you in with his sly remarks and controlling nature, "get what he wants", and then dumps you.
You know that new guy Joel? Yeah, well he's a fuckboy. Probably. I mean, I don't know him at all, but his name is Joel, sooo.....
by cardiganfucker May 24, 2018
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probably beats his Chode to gay porn and chokes on bbc for pleasure
DAM that Joel did it again
by Ricardo43 November 25, 2019
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