jewish willy 

To have no money, "skint"

Right big man get the pints in its your round? ...........i can't im jewish willy!

jewish willy by WHITEASS August 28, 2009

Jewish Salad 

Giving a rimjob to someone with an extremely hairy a**hole.

I had to floss after I gave Ms. Goldman a Jewish Salad.

Jewish Salad by T.I.O. Reaper July 25, 2011

Jewish jam doughnut 

The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt

Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.

Jewish jam doughnut by Lethal389 December 1, 2013

Jewish curve 

When a Jewish person has a curve in his pp

You have a curve pp! Wow that’s called a Jewish curve

Jewish curve by Wazzoooo July 17, 2018

jewish bbq 

A cook out where nothing is provided. BYO any thing you would want.

I went to that barmitzpha it was a fucking jewish bbq.

jewish bbq by Mike Esposito September 3, 2006

jewish filing system 

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

jewish filing system by squeaker4x August 16, 2010

jewish doctor

its a jewish doctor

jewish doctor: shalom shalom your foreskin is gone

jewish doctor by lenart karlson December 12, 2019