herky-jerky

spasmodic, not smooth said of a persons movements

His herky-jerky gait made me think he should not have been there.

by The Return of Light Joker September 20, 2009

Jerry Falwell

A political minister who claims he's "doing God's work" but that idiot dumbfucker hates women, gays/lesbians, abortionists/pro-abortionists, liberals, and anyone who isn't a Christian. He acts like an asshole most of the time and has little respect for others.

Without Jerry Falwell most of the country's problems would disappear.

by weirdgirl June 16, 2003

jerry

Someone who is just so awfully terrible at skiing

"Oh look, he just fell again! That guy is such a jerry!"

by PHerron February 16, 2017

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia was the lead guitarist, vocalist, and spokesman for the the Grateful Dead. Throughout his career, he led the Dead through numerous changes, becoming one of the most famous figures in the history of modern rock and folk. Jerry pursued many side projects, ranging from the bluegrass group Old & in the Way to his folky solo recordings. Garcia stayed active as a member of the Grateful Dead and as a solo performer until his death in 1995.

A music "god" to many of his hippie followers from the 60's-until his death is 1995. A father to many, "Jerry's kid" was a popular bumper sticker during the Grateful Dead years. We lament the death of our beloved Jerry, and we continue to remember him and see the rest of his band, The Dead, tour and put on some great shows. Thingswont be the same, but we gotta keep on truckin'

Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those places, you think, "How can I get back there again but make it a little easier on myself?"
-JERRY GARCIA

by deadhead mama January 24, 2005

Jerky Boys

My heros. Johnny B. and Kamaal. I love you guys!!!!

Frank Rizzo, open yer fuckin' ears jackass!!

by MilkyLicker July 28, 2004

scary jerry

1.To be timid or scared
2.To be scared like Jerry (the mouse) from Tom and Jerry.

1.Why did you not ask your boss for a day off on Inauguration Day? "You're scary jerry!"
2. You're scary jerry for not hollering at that bad slig. She was a 10.

by Millimoe....yes sir! March 26, 2009

Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009