Jaspering

What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.

Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.

Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering

by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020

Jasper, Texas

*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.

"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"

by Dave May 22, 2004

jasiri

A nice, smart, bold, funny, and love able person. Also a very secretive, manipulative, lonely, indisive, and shy person. Not a one women man and has deep troubles that no one knows about. Doesn't like big crowds but is infactuated with women too much and doesn't worry about more important things.

Jasiri

by 510sipmrimacy December 30, 2013

wee jasper

A shithole amongst towns, hundreds of miles from the nearest non related female thats not the issue it dosent stop the locals from a little inbreading.

Hi my name is tim and i really love the ladies, ehhhhhh.

by Bob Marley July 27, 2004

Jaspar

1)Often a mans name
2)Pets name
3)A womans name, usually means shes a dumb cunt and will suck the life out of you

3)Joe has a girlfriend named jaspar and shes a cunt that complains alot

by crazyassoldnigga July 2, 2008

jasper

Jewish Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Used by some Jews in Northern California to describe people of Jewish heritage who have completely assimilated into white gentile culture to the point that they are indistinguishable from WASPs, or people who seem like WASPs but are Jewish or half-Jewish. The term probably had its roots in the early 20th century when Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. resented the more assimilated, wealthier, more established American Jews of German and Austrian origin, thus making it the opposite of kike. The term is rarely used outside of the Bay Area and its use seems to be dying out given the almost total assimilation of American Jewry, particularly in the West.

He seems so goyish, but he's really a jasper.

by Rattus cattus October 19, 2006

jasper

Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.

That guy is acting like such a "jasper."

He's falling for her like a "jasper".

by Michelle B April 5, 2008