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Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.
Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!
Jason by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy
The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass
Jason by condom8964 November 22, 2021
A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.
Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro
The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.
Jason by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021
Just a regular sexy guy, who the wee lassies love.
The lassies love the fella Jason!
Jason by Jaseymcd12 November 23, 2021