Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!

Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.

by ittiwitty July 29, 2023

Jakob

A ugly dude who tries way to hard to be funny but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often

Should i call Jakob?
No pleasedont just call Martin instead

by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020

jakob styrer

a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob

yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro

by bestwarrior 69 March 12, 2019

Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 5, 2023

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

Tyson and Jakob Show

A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.

Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”

by Olivehead September 20, 2018

Jakob

The best friend you will ever find. The name is from Jakob, who G-d names Israel. They are a bro and will listen to you. They are always there for you. They are also sometimes absent-minded and careless.

Person 1: Yo I talked with Jakob yesterday! He is so cool!
Person 2: I know bro. We're so lucky to know him!

by DarkLoridian909 April 7, 2022