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Jakob

A ugly dude who tries way to hard to be funny but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often
Should i call Jakob?
No pleasedont just call Martin instead
by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020
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jakob styrer

a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob
yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro
by bestwarrior 69 March 12, 2019
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Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.
I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩
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Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023
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Tyson and Jakob Show

A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.
Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”
by Olivehead September 20, 2018
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Jakob

The best friend you will ever find. The name is from Jakob, who G-d names Israel. They are a bro and will listen to you. They are always there for you. They are also sometimes absent-minded and careless.
Person 1: Yo I talked with Jakob yesterday! He is so cool!
Person 2: I know bro. We're so lucky to know him!
by DarkLoridian909 April 7, 2022
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Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.
Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??
by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019
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