martin jakob

i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything

Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.

by MartinJakob6956145420 August 26, 2022

Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020

A Jakob Laugh

a jakob laugh is a laugh that is loud and obnoxious, this is also the follow up of a matt joke.

That’s a matt joke and a Jakob Laugh

by armanitaumalolo June 17, 2020

ole-jakob

he stinks and looks like a piece of shit.

girl 1 (oh no its ole-jakob)
girl 2 (he smells like poop and cum)

by lil_prompeklomp April 19, 2021

Hans Jakob

He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.

I just love Hans Jakob

by BadGirlFromHeaven January 2, 2017

lars jakob

every ebba loves him and he usually lives on the country as a fARMER and loves fishing for fish and even for ebbas.

lars jakob and ebba are like sooo cute together

by Adrish June 2, 2017

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019