Jakob

Fake Friend

he just turned his snap map off, he’s a jakob

by pooppoop6996 June 10, 2020

Jakob foal

A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl

Oh look! Its a foal, oh wait no! Its a lost jakob foal, lets go catch him!

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.

Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”

by Armenianthief January 25, 2023

Jakob

tall super tall guy who’s also known as the hard carry and the txt stan

Jakob: My name is Jakob.
Person: You must be a hard carry and the txt stan!

by gwendoleen November 17, 2021

Jakob

Jakob (V) an almighty god

it looks like Jakob is here

by church person January 28, 2022

jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell

that person is a jakob

by twinxkk December 20, 2022

Jakob and ileana

Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everyone just wants to be in a relationship like they are. Both of them are super hot and extremely sexy. But their characters are also very nice and special. They can have conversations for hours even though jakob is more a listener and ileana is more a story teller. Jakob is also so good looking that all of the grade 10 girls at thirsting over him but he doesn’t care because he is so deeply in love with ileana.

Everybody: Omg I want to be in a relationship like jakob and ileana are

by Ja502 November 21, 2021