Jacob

The biggest and most perverted asshole you can ever meet

person 1: Jacob is so perverted
person 2: he's an asshole too

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019

Jacob

A man who likes to lick peoples feet (he does it for money thats why he's rich)

you just jacobed all over him

by fatdog75 September 11, 2019

Jacob

The hottest man alive and dates Nola

Jacob is dating Nola

by J Gross November 10, 2019

Jacob

A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.

"I fucking hate Jacob so much-- Wait, he's being sweet now.."

by im.insignificant August 31, 2015

Jacob

A party pooper

That guy’s really being Jacob right now.

by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.

Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob

by The Bakery February 22, 2022

Jacob

Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.

Jacob, why is it so small?

by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021