Vax-Jacking

Posting your Covid-19 vaccination card to get likes.

Look at all these people vax-jacking on facebook.

by bababababooey April 7, 2021

Lumber-Jacking

The act of masterbaiting to a tree .

Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.

by JeromeTheMole December 1, 2021

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 9, 2020

Im not jacking that

not agreeing with someones else idea or opinion

Friend: yo bro you tryna go rob the store
Me: Nah im not jacking that

by DeziredVibez April 26, 2023

toaster jacking

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.

Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"

by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009

Multi-Jacking

Noun The act of pleasuring oneself while doing something else.

My girlfriend walked in while I was multi-jacking. I had porn on the computer and CNN on the TV.

by restaurant refugee December 23, 2008