Can you x me is a question/phrase that can be used with pretty much any word in the world. The "x" can be any word or even symbols, emojis, and numbers. Even the x can be used.
by TopText July 31, 2017

by soytoxica February 6, 2023

by Dr._salaharie November 5, 2015

John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"
Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"
Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"
by Solrac14 February 4, 2010

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.
Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?
by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

For anyone who hasn’t heard the song or seen the new meme blowing up in July, 2018, this came from the song, ‘in my feelings’ by drake
by XEclipsee July 19, 2018

You gave me a heart attack!
by frabrizio December 21, 2016
