The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.
While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect
Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."
Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."
Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."
Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."
by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009
Get the iPod Anxiety Effect mug.A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.
My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.
by LukesPoetryCorner April 28, 2021
Get the iPad kid mug.a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.
by cassidybowe July 29, 2021
Get the sticky ipad kid mug.When you're playing games/texting while taking a dump and you inadvertently cut off the circulation to your legs, causing your legs to fall asleep.
Dude, yesterday I was taking a dump and I played pacman for so long that I got the worst case of iPhone legs ever!
by a1kiko08 April 11, 2010
Get the iPhone legs mug.A kid who is on there iPad almost all day. They also eat while watching yt and never go out side. They also cry when there mother asks them to get off the iPad at any point.
by KalGoc08 July 11, 2022
Get the iPad kid mug.A pejorative term used to refer to children who wasted their critical developmental years scrolling mindlessly on their parent's iPad or iPhone. iPad Babies are a direct result of neglectful and/or underqualified parents who behave like screen time is a suitable alternative for parenting.
Such children are almost always hyperactive, undisciplined, disrespectful, entitled, rude, volatile, antisocial, emotionally underdeveloped, intellectually stunted, or some combination thereof. The reward pathways in their brain are short-circuited from a young age, leading to an inability to delay gratification or retain motivation. They are also often completely insufferable and quite egocentric, a trait fostered by their overly permissive parents.
iPad Babies have existed for over a decade, but the problem has rapidly worsened in recent years due to the near-collapse of the US educational system and the deterioration of family dynamics across the country caused by COVID-19. Generation Alpha has been hit the hardest, with many young kids lagging socially and academically behind their peers due to inadequate, destructive parenting styles.
Such children are almost always hyperactive, undisciplined, disrespectful, entitled, rude, volatile, antisocial, emotionally underdeveloped, intellectually stunted, or some combination thereof. The reward pathways in their brain are short-circuited from a young age, leading to an inability to delay gratification or retain motivation. They are also often completely insufferable and quite egocentric, a trait fostered by their overly permissive parents.
iPad Babies have existed for over a decade, but the problem has rapidly worsened in recent years due to the near-collapse of the US educational system and the deterioration of family dynamics across the country caused by COVID-19. Generation Alpha has been hit the hardest, with many young kids lagging socially and academically behind their peers due to inadequate, destructive parenting styles.
P1: I saw my younger cousin at a family reunion the other day. I asked him how school was and he didn't even look up from his phone. Kid wouldn't shut up about TikTok trends and eventually started screeching outta fucking nowhere. When his mom told him to stop, he threw a temper tantrum and started melting down.
P2: What the fuck? What, is he 5?
P1: Nope. He turns 12 in October.
P2: Jesus Christ.
P1: Yeah, it's fucked. The kid's an iPad Baby, through and through. Poor kid. He's insufferable, but it's not his fault he had shitty parents.
P2: What the fuck? What, is he 5?
P1: Nope. He turns 12 in October.
P2: Jesus Christ.
P1: Yeah, it's fucked. The kid's an iPad Baby, through and through. Poor kid. He's insufferable, but it's not his fault he had shitty parents.
by Boe Jimbly July 11, 2022
Get the iPad Baby mug.It is a japanese manga drawn by Jyoji Morikawa. It started at about 1987 and its still not finished yet. Hajime no Ippo is about a teenager named "Ippo Makunouchi" who was bullied everyday by a bunch of gangsters because he works at a fishing store and probably smelled like fish. But one day, a passing boxer jogged by and saved him from the gangsters. This boxer is Takamura Mamoru, who instantly became Ippo's idol and introduced him to the Kamogawa Gym and the world of boxing.
by tensais January 26, 2004
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