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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010
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petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.
Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.
by Hugh March 7, 2005
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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Invisionize

A decent website for useless modifications of ipb.
Invisionize your website
by Don Wilson July 24, 2004
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invisionize

invisionize is a useful place to get skins, hack ipb forums, and images.
I got my skin from invisionize!
by vBulletin WuBBER July 27, 2004
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Invisible Civic

When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.

The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.
Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.
by jab4343 January 26, 2011
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Invisible A-Hole

One who IMs you on purpose even though you're invisible online.
Past: (on IM)
X: Ya, I stay invisible online so that people I hate can't IM and I only IM who I want.
Y: Cool

Present: (on IM)
Y: Hey, you're there aren't u? LOL
X: YOU Invisible A-HOLE!!!
by Door2Door_DoorSalesman February 18, 2011
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