Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life
Internet Forum:
xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-
dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly
man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle
lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!
WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.
dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.
xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-
dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly
man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle
lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!
WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.
dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.
by abstractsplash January 6, 2009
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a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
by drgrant June 6, 2005
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This is something that idiots do online when they are bored and / or have no friends.
These lamers normally make shorter versions of their pointless sayings to conserve time so they can argue with very little effort. Examples inclue STFUAD, STFUAGBTW, stfuah, stfub, stfubar, STFUBISYUTHAKYAOTD, STFUbIsyuthaKYAotdyBAMFA, Stfubling, stfubomb
These lamers normally make shorter versions of their pointless sayings to conserve time so they can argue with very little effort. Examples inclue STFUAD, STFUAGBTW, stfuah, stfub, stfubar, STFUBISYUTHAKYAOTD, STFUbIsyuthaKYAotdyBAMFA, Stfubling, stfubomb
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