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Incog-Negro communication

1.An email address or bat-phone number used for discreat conversations, porn-site registrations and general deviant communications.

2. On the down low, communication devices.
Since Joanne's boyfriend has been monitoring her email's we've maintained incog-negro communications.

Since I've been slaying Marks mom, she's put me on the family plan and bought me a bat phone so we could communicate Incog-Negro.
by Gimmesugga December 7, 2009
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Inlighten

Something a douche bag would say when attempting to sound intellectual.

Trying, but failing profusely to say: explain thoroughly and make me aware.
If you have something to say, please inlighten me.
I am superior to you, inlighten me with your words even though they don't matter.
by Perry Hibbard December 28, 2011
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going incognito

1. the act of concealing one's identity or remaining under the radar, i.e. trying to hide in plain sight
2. the act of explicitly harassing a coworker, using racial slurs and threatening extreme violence, similar to a bale out (must contain at least 2/3)
3. any threat to defecate in the mouth of a friend delivered via text message or voicemail ala Richie Incognito formerly of the Miami Dolphins
1. yo, have you seen Richie around?
nah, he's going incognito after some chick accused him of groping her with a golf club
2. yo, did you hear about Jonathan?
what happened?
apparently, richie went incognito on his ass and called him a n***** and said he'd kill him
what's a n******?
i don't know, they never take off the *s
3. dude, my ex just texted me she was gonna shit in my mouth
damn! what'd you do to get her to go incognito on your ass?
by afarb November 11, 2013
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Illogicity

Illogical stupidity - When someone just doesn't seem to comprehend rational and logical thought, and makes decisions that would baffle anyone with any sense. What makes illogicity unique is that the subject believes him/herself to be undertaking the correct action, making a decision based on fact and circumstance. The truth of the matter is, however, that they are performing the most illogical possible outcome that could be derived from any situation, and are blind and oblivious to this matter.
He wanted a people carrier in a hot climate. I wanted a convertible. He bought the people carrier. In his head this made sense. In my head I knew illogicity was at work.
by Illogicity October 26, 2011
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incognitoe

When a woman has a tight pair of jeans on and only SOMETIMES has cameltoe depending on her movements.
Look! Cameltoe. Wait, it disappeared. Nope, there it is again.
by EricaB February 1, 2005
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Incognito BS

When some lame asshole thinks that if they post something overly-glorifying their boyfriend/girlfriend in a definition on UD to a point that the flattery makes you want to puke.

This is often done in an attempt to obtain a blowjob from a girl, or a bigger commitment from a man such as a wedding ring.
This, in reality is a misconception, for they're too damn stupid to hide it enough, or to even read what makes it on, and what doesn't.
"Jessica katey"

Definition: Oh my God she's the hottest girl on the earth, she's more beautiful than any goddess, and has a nicer ass than jessica alba.She is such a hot girl and she is totally sexy.

Example: She's hot, and I want to be with her forever :)

Guy editing: Fuck this shit is lame. screw this Incognito Bs, sad attempt at getting sex. Screw Jessica katey.
by IKilledTheParty February 19, 2010
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