Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.
"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident
by AOA Association March 26, 2025
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gojo figure incident

a tik toker got a bloody tampon and squeezed it over a gojo figurine
the gojo figure incident is running the reputation for anime watcher's
by jjk enjoyer January 25, 2024
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Shrimpass Incident

Or more informatively: Uncle Edwards Shrimp in ass Incident

It’s where Uncle Edward (the femo herself) finally gets a bitch but his dick is too small to fit inside either her vaginal or anal so Tyrone came in with his big african drumstick to fuck edwards bitch and has Uncle Edward to watch like a cuckold.

Moral of the Incident: Uncle Edward gets no bitches

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Braden was in the Shrimpass Incident
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Owen snot incident

The Owen snot incident refers to a hilarious and somewhat embarrassing situation where someone is struggling to breathe, but then a sudden burst of laughter causes them to create a massive snot bubble, resulting in a messy explosion of snot everywhere. It's a funny reminder of how laughter can sometimes lead to unexpected and uncontrollable moments!
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The “incident”

In a discord server called “Legends Z” a discord user named Payton u gave nitro to a female discord user that he thought was a girl. In February 19th. It turns out. That the female discord user was a catfish. And payton became the laughing stock for the server.
Dude, whatever you do. Do NOT mention The “incident” around Payton. It’ll get him mad
by I feel so sigma May 5, 2024
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ah yes, the incident of 99 sit down and Relax what happened was a popular YouTuber Jschlatt has been doing crimes since 99. This one was the largest as he wanted to hook up with this bitch named Emily and found an 88k watch on her wrist and followed her home as he had a knife in his hand and brutally killed the 20-year-old girl and stole her watch for money.
The Schlatt incident of '99 was horrifing.
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Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County
“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!
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