jimmy-hat

This is another word for condom

"All the times I should have worn a Jimmy-Hat. All the times I said "what the fuck"" - nofx

by fatmike February 12, 2003

Medicine Hat

Located at 50.00N latitude and 110.45W longitude, in Alberta, Canada, just over the border from Saskatchewan, the place where anyone from Maple Creek who drives a truck, or has a friend or parent who drives a truck, can be found at weekends loading up on furniture, appliances, and bulk goods and groceries from Wal-Mart or Superstore; closer and nicer than Swift Current, and conveniently located on Highway 1.

Person from Maple Creek: Are we going to Medicine Hat ("The Hat") this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah, where else would we go?
Person 1: What about Swift Current?
*Person 1 and Person 2 look at each other and burst out laughing*

by screambloodygore October 10, 2005

crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.

Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.

by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005

Farley Hat

The dirtiest of all polish insults. Used to describe someone dirty or extremely weird looking.

What's that farley hat doing in my yard!?
That kid there is one dirty farley hat.

by Omegle1000 January 4, 2010

nigger hat

Deragatory slang for a paper toilet seat cover.

Shit! They're out of nigger hats! Guess i'll have to squat.

by the undying zombie December 16, 2007

Finger hats

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Heavy Hat

Nickname in the U.S. Marine Corps for a Drill Instructor whose job it is to teach new recruits how to drill properly. He spends most of his time on the grinder rehearsing drill & ceremonies movements.

"Our Heavy Hat spend all day going over 'inspection arms' with our platoon. My arms are completely shot..."

by Pylon0311 October 1, 2012