Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Girlboss121212 October 09, 2022

Bloom/Jay

This Person Is Incredibly Kind And Amazing. They Are Vv Pretty And Swaggy. They're Also Vv Hot. Everyone Loved Bloom. Not As Much As Kai Tho proud. -Ps. They Have A Piss Kink shocked

Bloom/Jay Is So Swaggy And Pretty, They Are Amazing.

by Kai.Koo August 06, 2021

Bloom-Bloom Head

Typically used in place of Butt Head,beacuse one's mother does not allow the word Butt Head to be used in her presence.

You are a Bloom-Bloom Head!

by Jessica Garcia June 10, 2008

Lateral bloom

Lateral bloom is when two countries with complementary resources form a strategic, mutually-beneficial partnership, resulting in prosperity and a flourishing of both of their economies, education, and people.

The relocation of an up-and-coming IT firm from Bangalore to Armenia created lateral bloom for both economies.

by GlobalistaFC December 01, 2016

fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by February 19, 2021

Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.

My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.

by Sirhardknocks January 31, 2021

rose in bloom

A woman's vagina on its period.

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 08, 2014