fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.

Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.

by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018

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Fanny fog

The reasoning behind fucking an ugly man due to severe hornyness

Would never have fucked him but had a severe case of Fanny fog

by Col84 May 03, 2019

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beaver fog

The emittance of odor and/or air,from the vagina.

All hopes of oral sex were thwarted by the beaver fog

by edbonicsED8 October 11, 2013

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poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 22, 2012

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Bog Fog

The smoke left over in a pipe or bowl after it has been hit. Generally, Bog Fog is left in the smoking device when the smoker does not uncover the carborator, or does not fully clear the smoke with their hit.

Tom: *passes bowl to Jim without uncovering the carborator.
Jim: "God damn it Tom, use the fucking carb. You keep leaving me Bog Fog.

Or...

Eddie: passing the bowl to Raymon without uncovering the carb. "Yo ray, theres not much left so I left you the Bog Fog."
Raymon: "Thanks Ed!" *hits bowl emphatically.

by Hyperion Chameleon November 09, 2019

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