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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Full Bloom

When a male furry performs a pretzel maneuver with his legs behind his head and a hole in his suit, thus exposing his anus.
He reached the state of full bloom, and everyone could only watch in horror.
by ThatCrazyPotato July 18, 2021
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Max Bloom

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022
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Melodic Bloom

This term evokes the blossoming of happiness triggered by a pleasing melody.
BRO i was listen to a song and i got that Melodic Bloom feeling
by Jr rhythm March 17, 2024
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BLOOMING CUM

When cum explodes from the penis like a volcano
by FRENCH POTATO May 27, 2022
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chamber of bloom

(Unidentifiable, but I’ve suspicions)
A chamber of uses in which to have sex with someone.
Specifically entitled in a manga, of which leads into the idea of (someone) taking (someone) to a specified place/room (etc.) to have sex.
“Meet me at the chamber of Bloom, I will wait for you there.”
by sorrower July 9, 2023
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Flowers are blooming in Antarctica

Left-Wing phrase created to promote awareness for climate change
Person 1: Do you believe in climate change?
Person 2: Flowers are blooming in Antarctica bud.
by Λεοναρδ February 11, 2024
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