buy to impress others

The need to spend money on items that one doesn't really need, like your mobile legend skins, the hermes apple watch strap, the bored ape NFT just because ..., but you don't have the means to or just cash

or is just because I have a need to show off

or because I need to fit in

dude #1 : bro why i broke sia? :(
dude #2 : bro, stop drinking skinny latte la, just order kopi peng why you always sus your own savings and want to live a life wanting to buy to impress others

by don'tsusyourownsavings112 January 10, 2022

imprisonment

Being locked in the slammer, and getting an unwelcome "hello" from behind from Bubba, aka. the toss-salad-man.

My imprisonment left my butt hurting and face smelling funny.

by Casey Young June 26, 2008

imprassive

When a person acts in such a manner he or she could be deemed an epic ass.

Person A: I don't remember a thing about last night.
Person B: Probably a good thing. You were acting pretty damn imprassive.

by Nompton's Hill November 27, 2009

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

Impralled

The sensation you get when you are impressed and appalled simultaneously.

I am impralled that you can eat 27 hotdogs at once.

by Turkeykitty June 3, 2011

Imprented

When a pregnant person imprints on other people.

The woman imprented the thought of double rainbows in my mind.

by TheSpaghetto February 11, 2017

Imprist

a woman who claims a man doesn't have a crotch.

Woman: You don't have a crotch because you have a dick.

Man: I have have a crotch you imprist.

by contradictory freedom February 7, 2008