Never-Itch

The itch in your balls that you can never completely finish.

1: Bro why are your hands in your pants?

2: Sorry dude, I've had the never-itch for ten minutes now and I can't seem to get it right

by 4evrStr8 November 12, 2020

nerd itch

1. The irresistible urge or impulse to do something nerdy. 2. A strong attraction toward or infatuation with a nerd.

// I bought a ticket to Comic-Con because I've been experiencing a bad case of nerd itch.
// I'm not sure why I binged the whole LOTR trilogy in one weekend... I guess I have nerd itch.
// He can put his rabbit in my hat any day... I totally have nerd itch.

by GaryTheGray February 2, 2021

Three Year Itch

A term to describe the intense desire to pack up and move every three years (more or less). Typically used by military families seeing as a normal station lasts up to three years.

"I want to move, I have a bad case of the three year itch..!"

by teenagegypsy94 May 2, 2010

mitch itch

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.

"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."

by Jermain Masters April 15, 2008

jock itch

a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

itch

v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.

Can you itch my back?

by Ozzpot August 7, 2006

itchbay

means the pig Latin word for bitch so its like a secrete word na u known so try it out

tya: shut up itchbay
girl:wat does that means

by tayraw August 24, 2009