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Hypocritcism

the act of being a hypocrite, when a person gives you unwanted advice that they never take or do themselves all the time!
Sally told Molly she was wearing make-up and said hers actually was better everyday. Molly thank Sally for showing her hypocritcism all the time.
by slick_14321 July 1, 2019
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Hypocritcism

The act of being a hypocrite, when a person gives you unwanted advice that they never take or do themselves all the time!
Sally told Molly she was wearing make-up and said hers actually was better everyday. Molly thank Sally for showing her hypocritcism all the time.
by slick_14321 July 1, 2019
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Hypocritism

Adam is the God of hypocritism
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Hypocrite

A person who says not to do one thing and does that thing anyway
person a: Al Gore is such a hypocrite
person b: i know! global warming is such bullshit!
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hypocritical asthmatic

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.
Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009
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Hypocritical Whore

Female who claims she is "done" having any type of relations with a certain member of the opposite sex, but continues sleeping over his house every weekend in secret.
Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.

(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
by iPolishprincess April 5, 2011
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Hypocrite

A person who complains about something another person does/says when they do/say they same thing.
Example 1:

Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.

Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?

Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.

Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!

Example 2:

Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.

Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.

Outside

Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*

Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!

Doctor: SHIT! D:
by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010
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